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What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.

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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.

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We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.

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We can't always have the beautiful aspect of things. Let us make the most of our sights that are beautiful and let the others go

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The calamity that comes is never the one we had prepared ourselves for.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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Franklin said once in one of his inspired flights of malignity-- Early to bed and early to rise Make a man healthy and wealth and wise. As if it were any object to a boy to be healthy and wealthy and wise on such terms.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

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One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it.

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Experience comes from bad judgment.

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The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world'd luxuries, king by grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented.

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