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Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.

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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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You see, he knew his own laws just as other people so often know the laws: by words, not by effects. They take a meaning, and get to be very vivid, when you come to apply them to yourself.

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There is nothing more frustrating than a good example.

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Among other common lies, we have the silent lie - the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all.

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These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

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When angry, count to a hundred.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

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Written things are not for speech; their form is literary; they are stiff, inflexible, and will not lend themselves to happy and effective delivery with the tongue-where their purpose is to merely entertain, not instruct; they have to be limbered up, broken up, colloquialized and turned into common forms of premeditated talk-otherwise they will bore the house and not entertain it.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

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There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

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