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Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

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Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed.

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Unused talents gives you no advantage over someone who has no talent at all.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others.

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In my nostrils still lives the breath of flowers that perished twenty years ago.

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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

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We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without music.

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Some authorities hold that the young ought not to lie at all. That, of course, is putting it rather stronger than necessary; still, while I cannot go quite so far as that, I do maintain, and I believe I am right, that the young ought to be temperate in the use of this great art until practice and experience shall give them that confidence, elegance and precision which alone can make the accomplishment graceful and profitable.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

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The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

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