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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

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Why is it that, among men, physical courage is a trait so plenteous yet moral courage is a trait so rare?

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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Who are the oppressors? The few: the King, the capitalist, and a handful of other overseers and superintendents. Who are the oppressed? The many: the nations of the earth; the valuable personages; the workers; they that make the bread that the soft-handed and idle eat.

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Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

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Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

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One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

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Golf is a good walk spoiled.

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Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do

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Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

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We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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