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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some o' them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy.

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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

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At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.

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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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