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Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.

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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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A woman is always buying something.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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Mr. Bazzard's father, being a Norfolk farmer, would have furiously laid about him with a flail, a pitch-fork, and every agricultural implement available for assaulting purposes, on the slightest hint of his son's having written a play.

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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

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