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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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