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My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
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Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.
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I am only human, although I regret it.
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They misunderestimated me.
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