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Not to have control over the senses is like sailing in a rudderless ship, bound to break to pieces on coming in contact with the very first rock.

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Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.

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A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

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The funniest people are the saddest once

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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On life's vast ocean diversely we sail. Reasons the card, but passion the gale.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

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He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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