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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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" ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.

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Mrs. Boffin, insisting that Bella should make tomorrow's expedition in the chariot, she went home in great grandeur. Mrs. Wilfer and Miss Lavinia had speculated much on the probabilities and improbabilities of her coming in this gorgeous state, and, on beholding the chariot from the window at which they were secreted to look out for it, agreed that it must be detained at the door as long as possible, for the mortification and confusion of the neighbours.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

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