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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

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Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

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