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Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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I hate women because they always know where things are.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

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My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.

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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

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The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.

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Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some o' them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy.

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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