- Categories
- Republic Day SMS 293
- Love - Romantic SMS 25444
- Shayari SMS 25409
- Picture SMS 294
- Festival Special SMS 3778
- Quotes SMS 485
- Story SMS 520
- Day Wishes Sms 8293
- Language SMS 414
- Sayings SMS 3845
- Season SMS 144
- Jokes - Funny SMS 14933
- Gujarati Messages 1912
- Hindi SMS 780
- Sad - Bewafa SMS 5201
- Whatsapp SMS 981
- Tips And Tricks SMS 1106
- All Funny SMS 2450
- All Anniversary SMS 180
- Ghazal SMS 251
- Religious SMS 77
- Social Network Special SMS 202
- Mix SMS 704
- Sunday Special Sms 2
- Happy New Year SMS 8
- Whatsapp Status 12371
- Sanskrit Subhashit 1
- Best Selected Messages 10
- Starting With Character P 1
- Text-Art 3
- Emoji Jokes 1
- Gujarati Suvichar Sms 458
- Lion Sms 1
- Good Morning Shayri 2
-
Before Marriage - After
Marriage Jokes 1 - Maut Special Messages 1
- Hindi Jokes 37
- Valentine Week Special SMS 298
- 2000 Notes Jokes SMS 1
- Janu Whatsapp Status 7
- Shakespeare Quotes 2
- Hitler Quotes 1
- Albert Schweitzer Quotes 1
-
ગુડ
મોર્નિંગ
મેસેજ 1 - March Ending Special Messages 1
- Whatsapp Emoji Puzzles 1
- Gujarati Emoji Puzzles 2
- Gujarati Ukhana (Puzzle) 1
- Happy Gandhi Jayanti 1
- Girlfriend Special Jokes 3
- Daru Special Jokes 1
- Cheteshwar Poojara Jokes 1
- Punjabi Jokes 1
- Cricket Special Jokes 1
- Social Media Special Jokes 1
- 14 January Special Messages 8
- Nick Vujicic Quotes 85
- Don't Give Up 4
- Divyang Special Quotes 3
- Mark Twain Quotes 2407
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 21 - English Quotes 93
- Gujarati Shayari Status 13
- Gujarati Love Status 1
- Love - Romantic Shayari 3
- Corona Virus Special Jokes 18
- Comedy Message 2
- Hindi Shayari 48
- Hindi Whatsapp Status 55
- Corona Virus Special 17
- City Life Related 1
- Yesbank Fanny Joke 5
- Yes Bank Special Jokes 6
- Yes Bank Fanny And New Joke 5
- Good Morning Status 98
- Holi Special Messages 16
- Holi Whatsapp Status 14
-
Holi And Dhuleti Special
Messages 11 - Holi Hai 16
- Holi Gujarati Messages 9
- Dhuleeti Joke 1
-
Stock Market Crash Special
Jokes 3 - English Funny Messages 1
- Osho Special Messages 3
- Osho Whatsapp Status 3
- Mark Twain 21
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 1 -
It's Beauty That Captures Your
Attention. Personality Which
Captures Your Heart. 1 - George Bernard Shaw Quotes 5
- Mark Twain Life 20
- Mothers Day Special Status 1
- Hindi Message 161
- Aatm Nirbhar Bharat Message 12
- Swadeshi Special Message 12
- Narendra Modi Quotes 1
- RIP Tiktok Jokes 6
- Jok 1
- Englih SMS 142
- English Good Morning SMS 178
- English Whatsapp Status 165
- English Massages 5
- English Quotes SMS 171
- English Massages 142
- English Quotes SMS. 6
-
Sanskrit Sahitya (Stotram -
Shloka - Prarthna) 0 - English Whatsapp Status 8
- Gujarati Gujarati SMS 1
- Messages 1
- Software Engineer Quotes 0
Location |
Home
>>
Quotes SMS
>>
Category Wise Quotes
>>
Funny Quotes
-
Funny Quotes 957
- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Message Copied
Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Funny Quotes , Girl Quotes
- Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.
Message Copied
Tags : Adlai E. Stevenson Quotes , Funny Quotes , Journalism Quotes
- Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.
Message Copied
Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes
- Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes
- A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
Message Copied
Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Funny Quotes , Happiness Quotes
- Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.
Message Copied
Tags : Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes , Funny Quotes , Dog Quotes
- We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
Message Copied
Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
- When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.
Message Copied
Tags : Al Capone Quotes , Funny Quotes , Drinking Quotes
- I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.
Message Copied
Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes
- I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes
- Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
Message Copied
Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Friendship Quotes
- The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Bible Quotes
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Message Copied
Tags : Agatha Christie Quotes , Love Quotes , Funny Quotes
- I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
Message Copied
Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Funny Quotes , Stupid Quotes
- I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Smoking Quotes
- He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Message Copied
Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
- A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.
Message Copied
Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
- Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Message Copied
Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes
- I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
Message Copied
Tags : H. G. Wells Quotes , Funny Quotes , New Year Quotes
- Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
Message Copied
Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Funny Quotes , Wire Quotes