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No sane man will dance.

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.

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When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

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To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

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But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to bite them.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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