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  • As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul...'
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Ferrara Quotes , Funny Quotes , Baby Quotes
  • At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning. At thirty, I stood firm. At forty, I had no doubts. At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven. At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth. At seventy, I could follow my heart's desires without sin.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Confucius Quotes , Funny Quotes , Birthday Quotes