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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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