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My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

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Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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Hatred is blind, as well as love.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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