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He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

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The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.

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The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

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