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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

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One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

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Riches are for spending.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

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"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

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