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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can - don't disappoint him.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.

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