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On summer evenings, when every flower, and tree, and bird, might have better addressed my soft young heart, I have in my day been caught in the palm of a female hand by the crown, have been violently scrubbed from the neck to the roots of the hair as a purification for the Temple, and have then been carried off highly charged with saponaceous electricity, to be steamed like a potato in the unventilated breath of the powerful Boanerges Boiler and his congregation, until what small mind I had, was quite steamed out of me

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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