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Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

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Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.

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