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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Riches are for spending.

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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

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A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time ― proof that humans can work magic.

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

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Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

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The funniest people are the saddest once

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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