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The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

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The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

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I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without other people hearing what one says.

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one.

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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His wardrobe was extensive-very extensive-not strictly classical perhaps, not quite new, nor did it contain any one garment made precisely after the fashion of any age or time, but everything was more or less spangled; and what can be prettier than spangles!

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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