Mark Twain Quotes, Funny Quotes, Travel Quotes

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Travel Quotes

"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Stupid Quotes

... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Rabindranath Tagore Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

They misunderestimated me.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Hilarious Quotes

Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Margaret Thatcher Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes

It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Kings Quotes

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes

Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Rudyard Kipling Quotes , Funny Quotes , Marriage Quotes

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Honore De Balzac Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Funny Quotes , Women Quotes

I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Military Quotes