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- I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
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- We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
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- A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time ― proof that humans can work magic.
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- The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
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- Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
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- If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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- There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
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- In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.
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- One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
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- Mr. Bazzard's father, being a Norfolk farmer, would have furiously laid about him with a flail, a pitch-fork, and every agricultural implement available for assaulting purposes, on the slightest hint of his son's having written a play.
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- They misunderestimated me.
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- 'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.
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- "Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"
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- The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
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- I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
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- He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.
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- On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
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- A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
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- NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.
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- Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'
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