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Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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His wardrobe was extensive-very extensive-not strictly classical perhaps, not quite new, nor did it contain any one garment made precisely after the fashion of any age or time, but everything was more or less spangled; and what can be prettier than spangles!

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Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

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Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

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