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The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.

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Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.

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Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

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