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- I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.
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- If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
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- Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
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- One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
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- If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'
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- A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
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- Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
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- Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'
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- Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
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- He would make a lovely corpse.
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- Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
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- I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
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- The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
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- Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
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- The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.
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- Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.
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- One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
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- Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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- A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.
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- By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
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