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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

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Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.

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Women are made to be loved, not understood.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

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What I tell you three times is true.

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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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