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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

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A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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