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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

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A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

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The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

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