Oscar Wilde Quotes, Funny Quotes, Drinking Quotes

Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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The French complain of everything, and always.

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Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

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