To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.
I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.