Muhammad Ali Quotes, Funny Quotes, Smart Quotes

Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

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When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

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I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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