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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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Only the shallow know themselves.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

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Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

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"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."

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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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The French complain of everything, and always.

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