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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

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It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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We were together. I forget the rest.

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Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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