Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes, Funny Quotes, Fate Quotes

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

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Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.

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Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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