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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."

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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

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I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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