Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes, Funny Quotes, Philosophical Quotes

There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Funny Quotes , Philosophical Quotes

He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes

The French complain of everything, and always.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Science Quotes

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Cat Quotes

But you shall not escape my iambics.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Catullus Quotes , Funny Quotes

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jack London Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes

Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oprah Winfrey Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

"She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Kings Quotes