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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

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The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

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There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.

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When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

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May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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