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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

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