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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

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Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.

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Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

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The French complain of everything, and always.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.

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