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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

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" ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."

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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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What I tell you three times is true.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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