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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

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The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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