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It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.

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Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

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As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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