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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.

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I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.

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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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Mrs. Boffin, insisting that Bella should make tomorrow's expedition in the chariot, she went home in great grandeur. Mrs. Wilfer and Miss Lavinia had speculated much on the probabilities and improbabilities of her coming in this gorgeous state, and, on beholding the chariot from the window at which they were secreted to look out for it, agreed that it must be detained at the door as long as possible, for the mortification and confusion of the neighbours.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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