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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

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On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

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They misunderestimated me.

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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.

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The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

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"It's an old habit of mine, Wal'r," said the Captain, "any time these fifty year. When you see Ned Cuttle bite his nails, Wal'r, then you may know that Ned Cuttle's aground."

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

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The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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