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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

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I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

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