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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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Genius is born-not paid

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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