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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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I think it would be a good idea.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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It's not fundamentally different to any other genre, that action is a particular thing. Being able to do action sounds like it should be straightforward, but it really isn't. I always want the action to be witty. I don't want it to be merely routine.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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