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Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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It's not fundamentally different to any other genre, that action is a particular thing. Being able to do action sounds like it should be straightforward, but it really isn't. I always want the action to be witty. I don't want it to be merely routine.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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