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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Genius is born-not paid

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible

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