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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Vote early and vote often.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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