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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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