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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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