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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Wit is educated insolence.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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