Virginia Woolf Quotes, Witty Quotes, Night Quotes

Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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