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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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I think it would be a good idea.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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