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Wit is educated insolence.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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Genius is born-not paid

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I think it would be a good idea.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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