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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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