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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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It's not fundamentally different to any other genre, that action is a particular thing. Being able to do action sounds like it should be straightforward, but it really isn't. I always want the action to be witty. I don't want it to be merely routine.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Vote early and vote often.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

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