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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Vote early and vote often.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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