Oscar Wilde Quotes, Witty Quotes, Strong Quotes

I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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