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renown, n. A degree of distinction between notoriety and fame - a little more supportable than the one and a little more intolerable than the other. Sometimes it is conferred by an unfriendly and inconsiderate hand.

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RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

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HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in popular use in the West Indies and is preferred by certain old- fashioned sea-captains.

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PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

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Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

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Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

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RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.

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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

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To the eye of failure success is an accident.

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OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.

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Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

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WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven.

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ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

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True, more than a half of the green graves in the Grafton cemetery are marked "Unknown," and sometimes it occurs that one thinks of the contradiction involved in "honoring the memory" of him of whom no memory remains to honor; but the attempt seems to do no great harm to the living, even to the logical.

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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

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Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.

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ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting.

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AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.

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