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Be as decent as you can. Don't believe without evidence. Treat things divine with marked respect — don't have anything to do with them. Do not trust humanity without collateral security; it will play you some scurvy trick. Remember that it hurts no one to be treated as an enemy entitled to respect until he shall prove himself a friend worthy of affection. Cultivate a taste for distasteful truths. And, finally, most important of all, endeavor to see things as they are, not as they ought to be.

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Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

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LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg "pate".

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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

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Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.

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PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

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The natural equipment to accomplish some small part of the meaner ambitions distinguishing able men from dead ones. In the last analysis ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

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Every heart is the lair of a ferocious animal. The greatest wrong that you can put upon a man is to provoke him to let out his beast.

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MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

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Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

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INCOMPOSSIBLE, adj. Unable to exist if something else exists. Two things are incompossible when the world of being has scope enough for one of them, but not enough for both - as Walt Whitman's poetry and God's mercy to man.

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Men who expect universal peace through invention of destructive weapons of war are no wiser than one who, noting the improvement of agricultural implements, should prophesy an end to the tilling of the soil.

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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

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Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

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HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.

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Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

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Slang is a foul pool at which every dunce fills his bucket, and then sets up as a fountain.

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MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.

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