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- LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males.
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- Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.
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- Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream.
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- Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.
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- A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
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- Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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- Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
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- PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
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- EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order. The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other-which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of the dog.
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- REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
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- A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.
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- CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.
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- Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
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- X, n. In our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language.
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- Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
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- PILLORY, n. A mechanical device for inflicting personal distinction - prototype of the modern newspaper conducted by persons of austere virtues and blameless lives.
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- Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
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- Evolutionary biology is genuinely scientific, but more than that it opens the door to a world more marvellous than any Christian fundamentalist has ever read into the pages of the Bible.
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- INCOMPOSSIBLE, adj. Unable to exist if something else exists. Two things are incompossible when the world of being has scope enough for one of them, but not enough for both - as Walt Whitman's poetry and God's mercy to man.
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- DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
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