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- Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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- He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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- Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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- ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.
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- REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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- INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
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- Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
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- When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.
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- DISABUSE, v.t. To present your neighbor with another and better error than the one which he has deemed advantageous to embrace.
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- Children who have proven themselves to be incorrigible by the age of twelve should be quickly and quietly beheaded, lest they grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate the likeness of their being.
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- If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.
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- War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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- Convictions are variable; to be always consistent is to be sometimes dishonest.
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- Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream.
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- PESSIMISM- philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.
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- OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment . . . . judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be juded by the light that the doer had when he performed it.
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- Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
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- April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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- PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
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- critic, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
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