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SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.

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SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.

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PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.

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FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.

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MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a magnet. The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.

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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

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We must stop chasing dollars, stop lying, stop cheating, stop ignoring art, literature, and all the refining agencies and instrumentalities of civilization.

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FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.

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If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites of Canada.

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GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

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PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.

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Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

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Mad; adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.

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INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

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An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.

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Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

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