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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

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Convictions are variable; to be always consistent is to be sometimes dishonest.

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DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

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Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

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LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

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Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.

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Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

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Nonsense, n. The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary.

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A nation that will not enforce its laws has no claim to the respect and allegiance of its people.

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Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.

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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

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INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.

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actually, adv. Perhaps; possibly.

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CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.

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CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance - against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance.

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Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

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SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness.

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TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder. His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder." The defendant was acquitted by instruction of the court, the learned judges holding that the words did not charge murder, for they did not affirm the death of the cook, that being only an inference.

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