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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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For nearly twenty years I have been a published author... But I have never yet seen a book of mine offered for sale in a shop window.

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Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

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I try to follow his example, not to imitate him.

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We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists, am quite willing to drop the name if dropping it will help me to get the thing.

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Love is an appetite which, like all other appetites, is destroyed for the moment by its gratification.

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Sexually,Woman is Nature's contrivance for perpetuating its highest achievement.

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There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on every possible subject

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The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination

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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

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A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir

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A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.

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Democracy is a word all public men use and none understand.

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Without music we shall surely perish of drink, morphia, and all sorts of artificial exaggerations of the cruder delights of the senses.

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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

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Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.

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Assassination on the scaffold is the worst form of assassination.

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Always strive to find out what to do by thinking, without asking anybody. If you continually do this, you will soon act like a grown-up woman. For want of doing this, a very great number of grown-up people act like children.

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