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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. If all economists were laid end to end they would not reach a conclusion.

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The real moment of success is not the moment apparent to the crowd.

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Style is effectiveness of assertion.

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The chief objection to playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.

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We know there is intention and purpose in the universe, because there is intention and purpose in us.

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Some people look at the world and say 'why?' Some people look at the world and say 'why not?'

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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.

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No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.

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Seemingly unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. Much progress, therefore, depends on such people.

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It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.

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Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.

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If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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The best bought-up children are those who have seen thier parents as they are. Hypocrisy is not the first duty of a parent.

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To endure the pain of living, we all drug ourselves more or less with gin, with literature, with superstitions, with romance, with idealism, political, sentimental, and moral, with every possible preparation of that universal hashish: imagination.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies.

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Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

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It is quite useless to declare that all men are born free if you deny that they are born good . Guarantee a man's goodness and his liberty will take care of itself. To guarantee his freedom on condition that you approve of his moral character is formally to abolish all freedom whatsoever, as every man's liberty is at the mercy of a moral indictment which any fool can trump up against everyone who violates custom, whether as a prophet or as a rascal.

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As long as more people will pay admission to a theater to see a naked body than to see a naked brain, the drama will languish.

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