James Joyce Quotes, Drinking Quotes, Availability Quotes

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!

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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

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He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault.

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Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating.

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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

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Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquillity that religion is powerless to bestow.

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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

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We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

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Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?

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We're human beings we are - all of us - and that's what people are liable to forget. Human beings don't like peace and goodwill and everybody loving everybody else. However much they may think they do, they don't really because they're not made like that. Human beings love eating and drinking and loving and hating. They also like showing off, grabbing all they can, fighting for their rights and bossing anybody who'll give them half a chance.

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You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

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To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards.

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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

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What we commonly call man, the eating, drinking, planting, counting man, does not, as we know him, represent himself, but misrepresents himself. Him we do not respect, but the soul, whose organ he is, would he let it appear through his action, would make our knees bend.

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The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue.

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One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes.

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I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

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if a man be discreet enough to take to hard drinking in his youth, before his general emptiness is ascertained, his friends invariably credit him with a host of shining qualities which, we are given to understand, lie balked and frustrated by his one unfortunate weakness.

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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.

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