Adam Carolla Quotes, Butterfly Quotes, Beer Quotes

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes

Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross, who pens a stanza when he should engross?

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Father Quotes , Beer Quotes

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Humorous Quotes , Beer Quotes

Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn't have been worth remembering.

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Beer Quotes , Remembers Everything Quotes

For all we know that English people are/ Fed upon beef - I won't say much of beer/ Because 'tis liquor only, and being far/ From this my subject, has no business here;/ We know too, they are very fond of war,/ A pleasure - like all pleasures - rather dear;/ So were the Cretans - from which I infer/ That beef and battle both were owing her

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , War Quotes , Beer Quotes

Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

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Tags : Voltaire Quotes , Book Quotes , Beer Quotes

We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.

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Tags : Alan Arnett McLeod Quotes , Beer Quotes , Crafts Quotes

And I will make it felony to drink small beer.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Beer Quotes , Drink Quotes

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.

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Tags : Alan D. Eames Quotes , Beer Quotes , Substance Quotes

But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live long day, Nor ever once from the church to stray.

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Tags : William Blake Quotes , Beer Quotes , Fire Quotes

Drinking is a way of ending the day.

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

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Tags : O. Henry Quotes , Home Quotes , Beer Quotes

They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they that get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body, they fall on the left side, on the right side, on their faces, and and on their backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer that fall on their backs with their faces upward.

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Fall Quotes , Beer Quotes

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

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How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Beer Quotes , Insulting Quotes

Wine is like beer except different.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Wine Quotes , Beer Quotes

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Hate Quotes , Beer Quotes

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness, the awful realization of our mortality

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Tags : Alan D. Eames Quotes , Beer Quotes , Self Quotes

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes