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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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