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Perfect grammar - persistent, continuous, sustained - is the fourth dimension, so to speak; many have sought it, but none has found it.

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Nothing so focuses the mind as the prospect of being hanged.

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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

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Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

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Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blesses facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.

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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

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Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. [On Lohengrin]

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The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name right.

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When congress is in session no American is safe.

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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.

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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

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Each season brings a world of enjoyment and interest in the watching of its unfolding, its gradual harmonious development, its culminating graces-and just as one begins to tire of it, it passes away and a radical change comes, with new witcheries and new glories in its train.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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