Mark Twain Quotes, Sweet Quotes, Children Quotes

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.

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I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

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Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

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I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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The convention missionaries call "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anybody's whim - anybody's diseased caprice.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

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The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

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When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.

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It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense

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from the beginning of my sojourn in this world there was a persistent vacancy in me where the industry ought to be. (Ought to was is better, perhaps, though the most of the authorities differ as to this.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

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Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

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