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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.

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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day.

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

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Riches are for spending.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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