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Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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"The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned..."

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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