Aaron Swartz Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Funny Quotes

Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Aaron Swartz Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sports Quotes

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Robert Frost Quotes , Funny Quotes , Motivational Quotes

Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Anton Chekhov Quotes , Funny Quotes , Failure Quotes

The English country-gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Country Quotes

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Death Quotes

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Robert Frost Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Funny Quotes , Baseball Quotes

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Robert Frost Quotes , Funny Quotes , Family Quotes

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Kings Quotes

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Funny Quotes , Motivational Quotes

It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Aimee Mullins Quotes , Funny Quotes , Beauty Quotes

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Voltaire Quotes , Funny Quotes , Peace Quotes