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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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It's much easier for me to make major life, multi-million dollar decisions, than it is to decide on a carpet for my front porch. That's the truth.

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Be excellent and party on dudes.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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