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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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It is a very dangerous thing to know one’s friends.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

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"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"

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The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.

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All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at one another.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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